Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore - -How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a duck. -Why did the elephant paint himself all different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box. -Why do elephants have wrinkles? Because they are so hard to iron. -Why did the elephant put skates on before he went to bed? Because he wanted to get rolling in the morning. -Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle? Because it doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell. -Why do elephants wear sunglasses? So no one will recognize them. -Why are elephants such poor dancers? Because they have two left feet. -What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence. -Why can't elephants go swimming at the beach? Because they can't keep their trunks up.
Blue Elephants - 1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. 2. How do you kill a pink elephant? Twist his nose until he turns blue and then use the blue elephant gun.
Give the frog a loan - A frog walks into a bank and says "I wanna loan." "Well Mr.. frog, go over there to Mrs. Black's desk, she is the loan manager, I'm sure she will be happy to talk to you," The head desk says. The frog hops over to Mrs. Patty Black's desk and says, "I wanna loan." Mrs. Black says, "Well Mr. Frog, we will have to get some paperwork for you to sign, so if you will wait right here..." At this point the frog pulls out of his knapsack a golden disk and hands it over to her. She asks, confused, "What is this?" The frog croaks back, "I wanna loan." She rubs her head, and walks back to her boss and says, "I don't get it, a frog hops in here wanting a loan, and gives me this golden disk. Do you know what it is?" The boss laughs and says, "It's a knick-knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan!"
The lady and her house - A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke and heard a crash, instantly she died of shock. What kind of house did she live in? A LIGHTHOUSE!!!
Anna's mom.... - Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is Nickel....... What is the oldest daughter's name? You think you know it??? Aww.. a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime.... but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!
My Granny's Better! - Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther? Boy #2: That's nothing! My granny was once face-to-face with a lion! It was drooling...coming closer...closer... Boy #1: Gosh! What'd she do? Boy #2: She moved away from the cage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cars that Start - Can You name 3 Cars that start with P? Nope, they all start with Gas!
Bottom Start - Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom. Son: But I want to learn to swim?
Daffynition - Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Mr. Clean - Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Flea Cure - Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas? Maybe, what made them sick?
The Boy Who Thinks He's A Chicken - Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken! Doctor: How long has this been going on? Girl: About a year. Doctor: Wow! Why didn't you tell me sooner? Girl: Because we needed the eggs!
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Will you rember me?? - Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next week??" "Yes" "Will you rember me next month??" "Yes" "Will yoiu rember me next year??" "Yeah" "Knock Knock" "Whos There??" "See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"
Stupid Elephant Jokes - How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter!