Hillary and... - Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common? A: "They are both stuck-up cunts!"
The President - Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning? To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!
Two Meaningless Words - Q: Name two words that have no meaning. A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Clinton Bumper Stickers - Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area: HONK! If you had sex with the President Clinton: We forgive you...Now Resign! Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency Adultery IS NOT a family value Does character matter YET? One More Whore And We Get Gore Bill Clinton: Commander in Heat My President Fooled Around with Your Honor Student Jail to the Chief Today kids no longer play doctor, they play President The Clinton Creed: Take Credit Not Responsibility If his private life doesn't matter, let him date your daughter. Save the President: Legalize Perjury Two terms for Clinton: the second in jail Clinton: Our Nation's Fondling Father
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary - Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear mother, Hillary, just talking about typical girl stuff. Hillary says to Chelsea, "My, my what a fine young lady you have turned out to be. Being a sophomore at Stanford and all, I'm so proud!" Hillary proceeds to give Chelsea a hug then speaks softly and asks her a question. "Say, I was just wondering since you're all grown up now. Have you , um , had sex yet?". Chelsea ponders and contemplates then responds. "Um, not according to dad."!
No drinking in April - You should "never" drink during tax season. "You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!"