Why is 6 scared of 7 ? - Why is 6 scared of 7 ? Because 7 ate nine!
Blue Elephants - 1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. 2. How do you kill a pink elephant? Twist his nose until he turns blue and then use the blue elephant gun.
Black and White, and Red all over? - What is Black and White, and Red all over? Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.
Another Chicken Joke - Why did the rabbit cross the road? - Chicken's day off!
Fruit of your Life - What did 1 strawberry say to another? Answer, if you weren't so fresh you wouldn't be in this jam!
Cry Baby - Knock Knock... Who's There? Boo... Boo Who? Stop crying it's just a joke!